21 June 2011

Pool Schtuff

My brother and I were bored today. Good thing I have a camera.
Why yes, I do have a beautiful and neat backstroke with almost minimal splash.
I surf on crocodiles, boards are too mainstream.
His name is Al, and I love him.
Classy Fellow.
To say I love my brother is a bit of an understatement.

How Grant Hoel swims.

How to sleep in summer:

Its 11:00, you feel sick, you had a weird night, how can you make yourself feel any better? Its simple really. Go outside and look up at the stars. This should calm you down a little. After staring for a while, you start wishing your room was this peaceful. You will soon realize that it can be this peaceful, all you have to do is move it. Proceed to make worlds most comfortable sleeping bag bed. Fall asleep looking at the stars. Now doesn't that sound amazing? It really is, in case you were wondering.

I wasn't going to put this picture up, but I just had to show you how creepy my dad can be sometimes. I woke up after he took this because I heard the shudder in the camera. My vision was still sort of foggy from all the chlorine still in them from water polo. I looked back and thought my dad was the police taking a picture of me for evidence or something. So, I can honestly say for that one second this morning I thought I was dead. Only in the Hoel Household would this happen. What a great way to start a Tuesday!

19 June 2011

Blonde Bobs

They come into style when I don't have one. That's the way it always works.

17 June 2011


Heres a problem. My mom decided to leave the house today when I was on a bike ride with Olive. And lock the door. Ten minutes later I climb into the house. All is well untill I try and make a smoothie. THERE IS NO MILK. I am home alone. All the food we have is diet soup and some Honey Bunches of Oats. Be they may delicious, you really cant eat them dry.
Home alone, no milk, no cereal.
Whats the only thing that can turn my afternoon around? Oh yeah. Blast Foster the People.
Summer aint half bad.